Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat) 
by the Goo Goo Dolls
(tabbed by googoodolls@musicfanclubs.org and Stacey)
Goo Goo Dolls Web Site: The World of Goo
http://www.musicfanclubs.org/googoodolls/index.html

Chords:
E5 022xxx
A5 x022xx
B5 x244xx
C5 x355xx
C#5 x466xx
D5 x577xx

Intro:
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D --2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2---2--2--2--2--
A --2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2---2--2--4--2--
E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--

Verse:
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E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--
 Things don't look too good to me, yeah

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A --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0-
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 I feel I'm out of luck

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E --0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--	
 And all because of swollen glands

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E ---------------0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0--	
 And just one stupid fuck


(verse)
This wacko came from Alabammy
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me 'round
With a great big baseball bat


Chorus:
E5            C5
Don't kick my ass
B5            A5
Don't kick my ass
E5            C5         B5  C5  C#5   D5
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

(verse)
Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk
Not a rassling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat

(chorus)
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

(verse)
When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around

(chorus)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

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