Wasted Rock Ranger
by Great White

This is the B-side to the Once Bitten Twice Shy single that came out many years ago.  
It has been stuck in my head for some time now.  I hope you all get a kick out of it 
as well.  It sounds great on an acoustic.  If anyone knows another way to play I would 
love to hear your suggestions.

G								            
Well, I'm a Wasted Rock Ranger, I live a life of danger  
			     D	
On the road to find a higher high

D										   
I don't need no one's affection, All I need is my injection, 
				    G
My out of tune Les Paul will get me by

G										   	
I've been doin' gigs since I was ten and really can't remember when
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I ever had a dollar to my name

D
My ears are blown, my eyes are red, I've got big holes inside my head
				   G
From snorting too much crystal and cocaine

G
I have bennies with the mornin' toast, Qualudes with the evenin' roast
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Assorted snorts of powder in between

D
I don't think a days gone by, That I wasn't drunk or high
			    G
It's the only way I keep my sanity

G
From Keggers Den to Hootersville, My flamming dreams have topped the bill
				   D
A thousand empty bottles earned my name

D
Endless dreams of one night stands, Sharing gigs with half-ass bands
			           G
And all the local groupies lay the same

G
Well I coulda' had a payin' job, workin' for some fucked up slob
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Wife or family, true security

D
But I left that shit behind, With all that heavy metal grind
				     G
'Cause Rock & Roll is in my blood to stay (among other things...)

G
Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger
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Sing this song and follow it to the end

D
And when you reach number one **You can overdose for fun**
			      G
And go and visit Jimi and his friends

(whistle)x4
(solo)x8

G
Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger
			               D
Sing this song and follow it 'till the end

D
And when we reach number one  **We'll all overdose for fun**
				     G
And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends  (Yee-Haa)