Date: Fri, October 17 1997 
From: Peter Ferragine (iginition@yesic.com)
Group: NOFX
Album: Ribbed
Released: 1991 epitaph records
Track: 4
Title: Food, Sex, and Ewe

x - scratch


intro

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|-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-x-x-x-x-x-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-7-7-7-|
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then...

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|-12-12-12-12-12-12-14-12-12-12-12-12-12-x-x-x-x-x-|  played twice
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|-10-10-10-10-10-10-12-10-10-10-10-10-10-x-x-x-x-x-|
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riff

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verse

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solo

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i'd rather have a bottle in front of me, i'd rather watch 10 hours of tv
but since i can't i'll think of food, i'll think of sex, 
i'll think of music, and i'll think of you
i'd rather have a cold one by the sea, 
i'd rather have you sitting on top o'me
but since i'm here and you're so far away
i'll read about zaphod beeblebrox, as i pass the day, hey
i'd rather not spend my whole night driving
i'd rather not be on so much caffeine
but since you're in a bed and i'm sleeping on some floor, 
i'll think of you and i'll wish that i was home