Another One Rides The Bus
(parody of "Another One Bites The Dust" byQueen)
New Lyrics by Al Yankovic


Okay, This song dosen't really follow a chord pattern, it's more of a
melody...so here are the notes...

A A A
Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard
        A A C A D
And the place was pretty packed
A A A
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand
         A A C A D
With the perverts in the back
       F F F F# G C C 
It was smellin' like a locker room
          F F F F# G C
There was junk all over the floor
      F F F F# G C C
We're already packed in like sardines
          F F F F# G C
But we're stoppin' to pick up more
Look out!

A A A   A A C A D
Another one rides the bus
D C A A A   A A C A D
Another one rides the bus
A A A
And another comes on
And another comes on
A A C A D
Another one rides the bus
A
Hey!
A C C C 
He's gonna sit by you
A A C A D                 C A
Another one rides the bus

2nd Verse
There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
Well, I think I'm missin' a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And I think this bus is stoppin' again
To let a couple more freaks get on
Look out!

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus (ow)
Another one rides the bus (hey, hey!)
Another one rides the bus (hey-y-y-y!)

3rd Verse
The window doesn't open, and the fan is broke
And my face is turnin' blue
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who
Well, I should'a got off a couple miles ago
But I couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
Now we're gonna pick up more, yeah

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
And another comes on
And another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey!
He's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

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Al's Music Chords by Bob Ricci/Bob Ricci and his Stupid band
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