"Hardware Store"
Al Yonkovic, Bermueda, Steve, Jim, Rueben, etc., etc.
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INTRO
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A--C--D--B-E (x4)

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*A*
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
*G*
feelin low down (down), not a lot to do around here
*C*
I thought that I would go right out of my mind until a 
*D*
friend told me THE
*A*
NEWS

(Repeat this x3 after this part, and x4 for the full next verse)

Chorus

*E*
I can't 
*C*
wai-
*E*
ait, 
*A*
no (I) I can't 
*D*
wai-ai-ait (oh, when)
*E*
When are they
*C*
gonna
*E*
o-
*A*
pen up that
*D*
door

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*F*
I'm goin'(yes i'm 
*E*
goin'){I'm a'goin to the}
*A*
Goin' to the, we're 
*G*
Goin', really goin' to the
*C*
goin' to the, goin' to the
*D*
yes I'm goin' to the
*E*
HARD-WARE - STORE
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Those were the main parts that repeat during the song, so have fun!

- - Bridger