I love rocky road
 parody of "i love rock and roll" by joan jett)
new lyrics by Al Yavcovic


   d
i hear those ice cream bells and i start to drool

                                         a
keep a couple of courts in my locker at school
          g                   a
yeah but chocolates gettin old
      d               g
and vanilla leaves me cold
theres just one flaver good enough for me yeah me

dont gemme no crummy taste spoon, i know what i need

(chorus)
      d                f
baby, i love rocky road
    g                          a           
so wont you go and buy a half gallon baby
d                f
i love rocky road
     g                  a         d
so have another triple scoop with me          Ow!

2nd verse

they tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
all the soda jerkers know my name
when their supply is gone
then ill be movin on
but ill be back on monday afternoon
youl see
another truckload is commin in for me
all for me

(chorus)

g              a
when im all alone
         d             g
i just grab myself a cone
and if i get fat and loose my teeth thats fine with me
                                        a
just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key

(reeat chorus till u puke)