My Bologna
(parody of "My Sherona" by The Knack)
New Lyrics by Al Yankovic


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Oooh, my little hungry one
Hungry one
Open up a package of 
A     G
My bologna
E
Oooh, I think the toast is done
Toast is done
                        A     G
Top it with a little of my bologna

E
Never gonna stop
Eat it up
Such a tasty snack
  G
I always eat too much
And throw up
But I'll soon be back
    A     C     D C D
For my my my yi yi wooo!
E
M-M-M-My bologna

2nd Verse
Spreadin' on the mustard now
Show me how
Spread it on a little of 
This bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out
Don't run out
If we do, I'm sure that I'll
Miss bologna

Never gonna stop
Eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much
And throw up
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna.

3rd Verse
Goin' to the market now
Market now
I'm the city's biggest
Bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles
Shopping aisles
Fillin' up my basket with
Oscar Mayer

Never gonna stop
Eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much
And throw up
But I'll soon be back
For my my my yi yi wooo!
M-M-M-My bologna

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