Theme From Rocky XIII
(parody of "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor)
New Lyrics by Al Yankovic


Gm
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
F                       Gm
Guess the champ got too lazy
Gm
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
         F                               Gm
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
Gm
But he's no bum, he works down the street
F                          Gm
He bought the neighborhood deli
Gm                   
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
       F                           Gm
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say:
        Cm
Try the rye or the kaiser
           Gm         F
They're our special tonight
       Cm                        Gm F
If you want, you can have an appeti-zer
          C                        Gm          F
You might like our salami, and the liver's all right
    melody-C  B   C  D    C    D   Eb
And they'd really go well with the rye
       Gm
Or the kaiser

2nd Verse
Never eats while on the job
He heard it's good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob
Have a taste, they were made fresh today

2nd Chorus
Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can't go wrong with the rye
Or the kaiser

3rd Verse
So today, his deli comes first
Still he dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say:

3rd Chorus
It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor
If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye
Or the kaiser

Gm, Gm F Gm, Gm F Gm, Gm F Eb
The rye or the kaiser
The rye or the kaiser
The rye or the kaiser...

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Al's Music Chords by Bob Ricci/Bob Ricci and his Stupid band
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